BOOTY 911: JUDGE NOT

I was at the salon tonight, changing my cut and color which looks fabulous. Anyway, you know the twenty minutes you waste under the hair dryer setting your color? Well, as luck would have it, I had US Weekly sitting in a basket within arm's reach.

I flipped casually through all the stories of Vince and Jen (are they or aren't they together?) and a hideous photo of Kirstie Alley hosting a garage sale. Then I stumbled onto this curious product. Booty 911. It's a cleanser for your booty. To clear up unsightly rear acne. This product is made of 15% glycolic acid so take special care if using it on your face. This site will give you a good idea of how and where to use Spacadet's Booty 911. Enjoy!