EIGHT DEGREES!

It's eight degrees here in Salt Lake City. EIGHT! During "cold spells" of this caliber, it's key to have a space heater for your cubical or office. Especially if you are wearing fabulous heals...or anything other then these abominable snowman shoes. By the way, these are the kind of boots I forbid during the film festival for obvious reasons. In fact, I ban them altogether. No one should be wearing footwear like this unless they live in an igloo.